May 2012
1 post
me: man, I give up.
my manager at panera: oh, I gave up years ago.
April 2012
2 posts
March 2012
6 posts
The Sea Is Itself
garzaniti:
The sea is itself: it does not fear to be calm or stormy, grey or
gold, loud or soft-
Why have I feared to be like the sea-myself?
-James Oppenheim
February 2012
14 posts
1 tag
Whiskey and clam chowder is such a bad, delicious idea.
how do people make friends? srsly.
In a churchyard on a hillside Where the flowers grow and twine There grow roses amongst the posies Flowers for my Clementine
1 tag
That point in the very early morning where you think that there could be no one alive in the world but you.
January 2012
23 posts
africans:
text message ends with a period and there’s no smiley face
they hate me
"You can call this 'class warfare' all you want. ...
— President BARACK OBAMA
I love when mail carriers try to fit my large, expensive textbooks into my 6x10” mail box. I love that.
3 tags
1. Canned Alfredo Sauce
Ways to ruin a romantic evening that you’ve been preparing for all day very quickly.
me: do you think i have a lesbian hat?
hope: of course you do
December 2011
4 posts
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her...”
– Oscar Wilde
